Fruit and Veggie PILLS... Say What?!

Centrum has come out with a new fruit and veggie PILL...

"Centrum ProNutrients Fruit & Veggie is 100% naturally sourced from grapes, blueberries, raspberries, plums, carrots, and tomatoes. Each MiniTab harnesses the power equal to one serving of a blend of fruits and vegetables."

I'm sorry... WHAT?! No, no, no, no, no! A pill cannot be "equal to" eating fruits and vegetables. A pill has been stripped of all of the fiber, water, phytochemicals, and essential life forces that reside in whole, fresh food. Please do not buy this crap!!! Berries, plums, and carrots taste good all on their own. I promise!

AAAAAAAAAGH!!! (Sarah runs off into the horizon pulling her hair out as she goes)